Prepare the Tofu: Place the drained and patted-dry tofu chunks into a food processor.
Blend for 1-2 minutes until completely smooth.
Add a generous pinch of salt, pepper, and the turmeric. Pulse a few times to combine everything evenly.
Sauté the Mushrooms: Heat the neutral oil in a large skillet over medium heat.
Once shimmering, add the sliced mushrooms, season with salt and pepper, and cook, stirring occasionally, until they release their moisture and begin to brown, about 5-7 minutes.
Combine and Scramble: Add the puréed tofu mixture to the skillet with the mushrooms.
Cook, stirring frequently with a spatula, for 4-6 minutes, or until the tofu is heated through and has reached your desired scrambled consistency.
Taste and adjust seasoning if needed.
Serve: Remove from heat, garnish with fresh chopped parsley, and serve immediately.